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Bribe A Cat

Things To Do

1. Bribe a cat.

You cannot bribe a cat.
No matter what you do.
You can stand on your head
And spit nickels.
Is he impressed?
No way!

He wanders away
With head held high…
Even his tail.
Well, if he had one, that is.
Feed him.
Give him H2O.

His Royal Highness. He.
He takes it as his due!

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