The “Don’t Hang Up Guy!” called me once again!
I raced to the phone and after a wait,
The “Don’t Hang Up Guy!” begins his spiel.
He behaves as though he is my friend.
Stop calling me!
I do not want to hear your voice
Grating on my ear!
Giving me orders left and right
Is NOT what I want to hear!
Whatever are you talking about
As you interrupt my day?
I’ll hang up if I want to,
No matter what you say!
“Good Bye,” Say I, sweetly,
To the robot on the phone.
Please don’t call me ever again.
Why won’t you leave me alone!