“In A Glass Peer Darkly”

I put on my creams,
Treatments and all.
I glance in the mirror,
I survey them all.

Let’s plaster the wrinkles.
Spackle them up real good.
Makes my face nice and smooth.
As I knew it would!

When the ordeal is finished…
It now takes sooo long,
I’m anything but pleased…
But I guess it’ll have to do.

I’m ready for dinner
Or even a walk in the park.
Twilight comes early…But who really cares?
I’ve always looked better in the dark!