Where’s my instruction booklet?
Did my mother throw it away?
I never came with one…
Is that what you want to say?
Then how do you expect me to adjust all the parts
That seemed to come with me?
Who takes care of the liver, spleen, brain, and heart?
And how do they know just what to do?
Looks like I’m some sort of a balancing act,
Chemist, Biologist, Cosmotologist, too.
But I need to overhaul my memory,
Who’s in charge of that?
Just can’t find the reset, clearing button.
Am I on permanent “erase?”
By the way,
Don’t want to ask and don’t want to find out,
But what’s my expiration date?